I was watching something the other day and a commercial came on for a chopper thingy that would let you dice up a cucumber in less than a minute. The voice-over was a man who resembled a carnival barker…yelling all the details and with an inflection that made me feel like I was on the roller coasters of sales pitches. But the best part was at the end when he said, “AND, if you CALL RIGHT NOW you can get TWO for the price of ONE! THAT’S RIGHT: TWO!” I thought to myself, what could I possibly do with two of those things? And why was it that he’d suddenly turned me off from buying one?
Maybe that’s just an example of terrible advertising as opposed to an example of the negative power of words. After all, if you follow this blog, you know I am definitely annoyed by TV advertising (see: I Hate This Ad).
Instead, check out these examples of poorly (and humorously) worded classified ads:
- Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
- Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
- Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.
- 3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred.
- “Four out of five people would agree…” [Out of how many?]
- “Nothing is safer…” [Nothing??]
- “More people are now using…” [More than using what?]
It’s like me saying, “It has been suggested that this blog posting appear on the Fast Company website.”
[Suggested by whom? My mom?]
If you would like to read more about the power of words in advertising, I recommend Taking Advantage – The Power of Words: Advertising Tricks of the Trade Part One of a Two Part Series byRichard F. Taflinger.